““[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the world's chunkiest novelty gift pen... I coughed. 'That, Doctor, is the sonic screwdriver.' 'Ah,' Dr Smith boggled. 'Right. Is it? Oh dear.' Another pause. 'What does it do?' 'Well... it screws things... sonically. On a good day, we fight off monsters with it.' 'Monsters, eh?' Dr Smith nodded gravely and... pointed it at the doorway like a gun and said, hopefully, 'Pew! Pew! Pew!' He turned back to me. 'Like that?' 'Other way up,' I said gently.””
![“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I [Amy] stared at the stubby thing. It looked like the world's chunkiest novelty gift pen... I coughed. 'That, Doctor, is the sonic screwdriver.' 'Ah,' Dr Smith boggled…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fe9/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_the-doctor-pulled-the-thing-out-of-princ_821919.jpg)
![“So... Boris. Are you evil?' [said the Doctor]. 'Not at all, my dear sir,' chuckled Boris. 'You just chuckled,' groaned the Doctor. 'Chuckling's a dead givaway in my books. Along with putting your hands on your hips and snogging another man's wife.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/91b/james-goss-19280_another-man_so-boris-are-you-evil-said-the-doctor-no_1481027.jpg)
![“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't quite reach his eyes. 'How do you cope?' 'Ah...' The Doctor picked away at a scrap of loose paint on the door. 'Well, I just get as close as I can to a happy ending…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e52/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_how-are-you-rory-the-doctor-asked-i-rory_35737.jpg)
![“Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable by stoning or corsets.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8b5/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_oh-and-i-amy-may-also-have-told-him-that_121495.jpg)
![“You see, there's a drill: 1. I [Amy] will say 'Right then, let's go and rescue him [Rory].' 2. The Doctor will say 'Ah yes, but...' 3. And then he'll list the fourteen things that we have to do before we resuce Rory 4. And why they're all more important than rescuing Rory 5. The list normally…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4fd/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_you-see-there-s-a-drill-1-i-amy-will-say_169497.jpg)
![“Rory's not my pet dog!' I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor. 'Well, that would be better.' He was truly angry. 'Dogs I can live with.' He paused, suddenly hopeful. 'Quite sure you're not a cat person?' 'This isn't getting him back,' I said. He pulled a face. 'Who said I wanted him back? I was just…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/125/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_rory-s-not-my-pet-dog-i-amy-yelled-at-th_226923.jpg)
![“Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.] One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he says that word. You just run. It's almost like breathing.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/2a0/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_now-just-run-said-the-doctor-one-of-the_284400.jpg)
![“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor seemed fairly calm about things. 'Someone's nicked it!' 'Not so much, no.' The Doctor looked awkward. 'There's a mechanism... thingy. If the TARDIS senses a threat it…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/47d/james-goss-19280_amy-pond_i-ve-lost-the-tardis-as-well-i-amy-was-o_435263.jpg)
![“Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said Rory, smiling. 'That was brilliant.' The Doctor beamed, then his face fell. '-ly awful.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/090/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_rory-rory-rory-was-it-your-idea-to-get-t_658896.jpg)
![“Rory stood up with some difficulty, the chair still tied to him. He leaned over me [Maria] and managed to pull my ropes free. Then he turned to Dr Bloom. 'We're escaping,' he said. 'Goodbye.' Chair still tied to his back, he ran with me from the room. I take it all back. Rory is just wonderful.” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/685/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_rory-stood-up-with-some-difficulty-the-c_731112.jpg)
![“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I've ever met and not been forced into an arranged marriage with,' [said the Doctor]” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b23/james-goss-19280_arranged-marriage_which-brings-me-to-you-prince-boris-and_819039.jpg)
![“River Song: Use the stabilisers! The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers! River Song: The blue switches! The Doctor: The blue ones don't do anything, they're just... blue! River Song: Yes they're blue: they're the blue stabilisers! [presses the button and the TARDIS indeed stabilises] See? The…” quote by Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7b4/steven-moffat-2328_amy-pond_river-song-use-the-stabilisers-the-docto_519613.jpg)
