“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“You see, there's a drill: 1. I [Amy] will say 'Right then, let's go and rescue him [Rory].' 2. The Doctor will… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory's not my pet dog!' I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor. 'Well, that would be better.' He was truly angry. 'Dogs I… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.] One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past,… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said Rory, smiling.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory's ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. 'Rory!' he grinned, wrapping him in… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Maria?... She's been writing all this down? Oh, bless her...' He leafed on through the pile. 'Although that's not how that happened...… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Something pretty bad's happening nearby in the space-time continuum.' the Doctor shouted over the noise. 'The TARDIS is a terrible rubbernecker -… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, I'm shielding you. When we crashed here and it first attacked me, I was caught with my mental trousers down.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“At the moment, it's simply a difference of opinon between the Doctor and you.. You both want the best. You've only tried… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Well, what do you want me to say?' The Doctor was so angry he was almost hovering. 'Well done on marrying the… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“So... Boris. Are you evil?' [said the Doctor]. 'Not at all, my dear sir,' chuckled Boris. 'You just chuckled,' groaned the Doctor.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“The Doctor puffed out some air and looked down to the sea. 'A very charming man. I should be more careful of… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I love you,' cooed Fake Amy. 'You dance so much better than the Doctor.' 'Silly.' Real Amy nudged her in the ribs.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“He was... wearing a tasselled velvet nightcap that I [Amy] noticed the Doctor eyeing up. If Boris didn't watch out, that'd go… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderously angry with him. And hiccuping...… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“It's Smith, actually.' Dr Smith smiled, bowing. 'I've remembered that my name is Smith. Almost definitely. Good old English name. Hopefully means… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“He [the Doctor] groaned. 'Why does it always have to be me?' 'Mr Rory is ill. You're the next best thing,' I… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Don't get me started on the whole Doctor-Amy-Rory thing. It's kind of like... I dunno. Suppose you'd always fancied Ryan Reynolds. That's… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Now here's Amy Pond, standing in the freezing ocean, holding the body of her imaginary friend, and shouting at the sea to make him… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“How are you, Rory?' [the Doctor] asked. I [Rory]... answered him. 'It's been odd being you.' 'Isn't it?' The Doctor's smile didn't quite reach… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Oh, and I [Amy] may also have told him that I quite fancied Dr Smith [The Doctor]. Which in the 1780s was probably punishable… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“You see, there's a drill: 1. I [Amy] will say 'Right then, let's go and rescue him [Rory].' 2. The Doctor will say 'Ah… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory's not my pet dog!' I [Amy] yelled at the Doctor. 'Well, that would be better.' He was truly angry. 'Dogs I can live… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.] One of the things you learn very quickly around the Doctor is never to question him when he… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I've lost the TARDIS as well.' I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said Rory, smiling. 'That was… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory's ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. 'Rory!' he grinned, wrapping him in an enourmous… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Rory stood up with some difficulty, the chair still tied to him. He leaned over me [Maria] and managed to pull my ropes free.… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to you, Prince Boris. And I'm sorry, but here's the thing... I think you're one of the nicest Russian aristocrats I've… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“[The Doctor] pulled the thing out of Prince Boris's mouth, waving it around. 'Oh. Blimey. This is not a spatula. What is it?' I… — James Goss Copy Share Image
