Doctor who Quote by James Goss
““The Doctor. He grabbed hold of Rory's ankle, dragging him protesting out from under the table. 'Rory!' he grinned, wrapping him in an enourmous bear hug that squeezed the breath out of him. 'I've been you!' 'Right,' mumbled Rory. 'You've had a gorgeous time, I bet.' 'Not... especially, no.' The Doctor stepped back, his eyes were wide and dancing. 'Did you escape from any monsters? Did you set anything on fire? I'm always doing that. Honestly, one minute it's Tell Me Your Plans, the next it's BOOOM! My insurance premiums are terrible... Anyhow, you're all back to normal, yes?' 'Yes.' Rory was ever so tight-lipped. The Doctor nudged him with his elbow. 'Go on then. What was it like being me? Wasn't it just a bit brilliant? Did it open up your tiny mind?' Rory looked a little ill. 'It's nice to be me, actually. I'm not a hero... And what was it like being me?' he asked. The Doctor tugged at his braces, embarrassed. 'Oh, don't apologize - I'm sure I'll get over it.””
About This Quote
Source Audio drama: Doctor Who – “The Doctor’s Diary”, 2020
Shows a playful, chaotic interaction highlighting identity and adventure
In simple terms: The Doctor teases Rory about wild experiences
Key Takeaway
Embrace curiosity and humor in odd situations
Themes
playfulness
identity
adventure
Mood
lighthearted
confessional
Type
dialogue
fictional
When to use this quote
- role‑playing games
- creative writing
- improv comedy
- fan conventions
Key Concepts
character dynamics
improvisation
meta‑commentary
Questions to Reflect On
- What does “being me” mean for you?
- How does chaos affect self‑perception?
A Different Perspective
Humor can mask deeper insecurities
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