You can't kill America. We're more than a nation. We're a notion. We're an idea. The American Dream. You never heard of… — Will Durst America Copy Share Image
The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth. — Will Durst Convince Copy Share Image
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away… — Will Durst Disaster Copy Share Image
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. — Will Durst Comedian Copy Share Image
When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what… — Will Durst America Copy Share Image
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope… — Will Durst Anxiety Copy Share Image
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars — Will Durst Car Copy Share Image
President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that… — Will Durst Circles Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Car Copy Share Image
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. — Will Durst Car Copy Share Image
It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day. — Will Durst American politics Copy Share Image
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. — Will Durst First place Copy Share Image
Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many… — Will Durst Enough Copy Share Image
Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to… — Will Durst Budget cuts Copy Share Image
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American… — Will Durst Administration Copy Share Image
The reason the Democrats are so intent on passing a stem-cell bill is they're depending on the research to grow themselves a… — Will Durst Bills Copy Share Image
