“I'd probably put those salt and pepper shakers away now, David, because we're about to be visited by dribbling cannibal psychopath and… — Garret Keizer Salt and pepper Copy Share Image
“My master gives me bread and beer and every good thing.” — Garret Keizer Good thing Copy Share Image
“Teachers who complain 'These kids have no work ethic' couldn't be farther off the mark. The problem is not that these kids… — Garret Keizer Education Copy Share Image
“If God came to India, he'd have to come as bread. If God came to Willoughby union he'd have to came as… — Garret Keizer Inspirational Copy Share Image
“If you can sustain the insight that people are doing the best they can--if you can maintain some faith that this is… — Garret Keizer Faith Copy Share Image
“People in the city are poor because they are oppressed, discriminated against and alienated; people in the country are poor because they're… — Garret Keizer Kids Copy Share Image
“Our advertising and even our arts convey the idea that we [Americans] as a society are brash, irreverent, and free of all… — Garret Keizer Art Copy Share Image
“I try to remember what I have too often forgotten to my peril: as far as teaching goes, when all you are… — Garret Keizer Education Copy Share Image
“Everyone believes in sin, the people who charge their peers with political incorrectness and the people who regard political correctness as the… — Garret Keizer Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“We inculcate in our children the sensibilities of raccoons, a fascination with shiny objects and an appetite for garbage, and then carp… — Garret Keizer Adolescents Copy Share Image
“The bottom line here -- and I use the phrase with an eye to the mind-set that promotes these 'systems' -- is… — Garret Keizer Bottom line Copy Share Image
“As we're told that 10 percent of all high school education will be computer-based by 2014 and rise to 50 percent by… — Garret Keizer Education Copy Share Image
