'The tea is coming!' ...she may want a martini, but make her drink tea. — Alice Taylor Copy Share Image
I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful. — Banks Copy Share Image
I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple. — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient. — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
Cosmo glasses have a heavy bottom to it that makes it easy to hold and carry around, but also is a nice… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
“She ordered a martini and encouraged me to, but said she couldn't drink it with her medication. She just liked seeing it… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
I always get an espresso martini to start off the night, it's just a nice energy boost to get the night started.… — Tom Sandoval Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more,… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time… — Jenna Lyons Copy Share Image
The great thing about working with NPR - and, really, there's like a million of 'em - is all the cool stuff… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
We sit down with the kids every single night, not that I want to every night - sometimes I'd rather be out… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
I am grateful for what I call well-spent moments: Making a tuna fish sandwich with the works. Taking at least a half… — Sarah Ban Breathnach Copy Share Image
“It began to falter not when the book publishers who loved books gave way to those who preferred profits to reading. It… — Al Silverman Copy Share Image
For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
“I've never had a coconut chilli Martini before,' I tell him. 'That's the thing with getting older. You run out of new… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
I'm definitely an anomaly, but I'm making things. They're selling, say, martinis, and I'm kind of making vintage Riesling. People aren't going… — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
“Mirabelle? Mirabelle Bevan? Well, I’ll be blowed!” Mirabelle started, almost spilling her drink. It took her a moment to realize who the… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
How?" I demanded. "How could you have screwed this one up?" "When I got in, they said the manager was on the… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
All the charming and beautiful things, from the Song of Songs, to bouillabaisse, and from the nine Beethoven symphonies to the Martini… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Why couldn't we put on a defense? I had seventeen witnesses standing outside the door. They just dropped the defense and went… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
I'm not out there screaming that women are drinking bourbon, but I think it's a great beverage as an option. I've got… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that.… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks, How do you like… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
