Computers Quote by Douglas Coupland

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

— Herb Caen

Just a drink, a Martini, shaken not stirred.

— James Bond

Cocktails are society's most enduring invention!

— Elsa Maxwell

Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings.

— P.J. Wolfson

“Listen, you machine,” he said, “you claim you can synthesize any drink in existence, so why do you keep giving me the same undrinkable…

— Douglas Adams

“The mechanisation of the world could never proceed very far while taste, even the taste-buds of the tongue, remained uncorrupted, because in that case…

— George Orwell

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

— Sean Connery

In the 1930s, anyone of any sophisticated status owned a cocktail shaker. Distinctive ones are easy to find.

— Roger Stone

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

— Dorothy Parker

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

— Brett Somers