See you just don’t understand women the way I do J.D. They want it all: a career apple martinis financial independence great… — Julie James Copy Share Image
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more,… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
For as long as I can remember, my father saved. He saves money, he saves disfigured sticks that resemble disfigured celebrities, and… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw… — Rick Fox Copy Share Image
A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. — Daniel Seligman Copy Share Image
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
“I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.” — Bob Shacochis Copy Share Image
The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at… — Gerald R. Ford Copy Share Image
I don't get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suit with a martini. — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini. — Paul Desmond Copy Share Image
The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of the James Bond movies, certainly, both the old ones and the reboot with Daniel Craig. I watched… — Adam Reed Copy Share Image
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Aside from the martini, the mint julep may be the most iconic cocktail in America. — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. — Tank Abbott Copy Share Image
Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
