You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin… — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
Post-workout smoothies are good for my body, an espresso martini is good for my soul. — A. J. Odudu Copy Share Image
Aside from the martini, the mint julep may be the most iconic cocktail in America. — Jonathan Miles Copy Share Image
Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
New York was where we wanted to live when we were finally grown up, and drink martinis and stay out past bedtime. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul. — Alec Waugh Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.” — Dorohy Parker Copy Share Image
My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine. — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we… — Alex Riley Copy Share Image
If in the well and truly made martini DeVoto finds "water of life" and the blessing to the spirit, so also DeVoto's… — Lewis H. Lapham Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
You are my Marilyn. You are my lake full of fishes. You are my sky set, my 'Hollywood in Miniature,' my pink… — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
Whenever I finish a book, I go off and have some kind of adventure. Having had an adventure in my writing chair… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
There is a hideous invention called the Dewey Decimal System. And you have to look up your topic in books and newspapers.… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a… — Peter Gzowski Copy Share Image
Some of the biggest bores I've ever known are men who have been highly successful in business, particularly self-made heads of big… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. — Tank Abbott Copy Share Image
“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.” — Shannon Lynette Copy Share Image
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
