Quote by Dorohy Parker

“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never…

— Charles Dubow

“I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.”

— Bob Shacochis

“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.”

— Shannon Lynette

“I order three martinis and down them in quick succession, shuddering at the strength of the alcohol. When they don’t immediately work, I order…

— Helen Harper

“Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a locals-know-every-secret bar, two happy hour…

— Justin Bog

“Bonnie made a joke now as she served him his martini. She made the same joke every time she served anybody a martini. “Breakfast…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Hands in my pocket, I leave The bar, and ask: To whose arms Will he come home tonight? In my room, the warm Lips…

— Ronald Baytan

“Are you this friendly to all the guests Mr...?" I ask, while trying to see if he's wearing a name tag. "Yes, when we…

— A.M. Willard

“I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser.”

— Kimberly Raye

“If Falstaff had stuck to martinis, he'd be with us today.”

— W. C. Fields

“A few hours later (I think, anyway) there are six other empty beer mugs joining the first one on the table. I watch them…

— C.H. Wood

“Nona needs a very dry martini.”

— Holly Hood