Breakfast of champions Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

“She ordered a martini and encouraged me to, but said she couldn't drink it with her medication. She just liked seeing it in front…

— Richard Ford

“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never…

— Charles Dubow

“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.”

— Shannon Lynette

“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean…

— Various

“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.”

— Dorohy Parker

“Annie took another sip of the vodka, letting the alcohol seep through her system, turning bad ideas into good ones.”

— Kevin Wilson

“This steak wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I'd been lying dead at the bottom of a ravine. I lifted my martini and…

— Marcia Clark

“Rum and Coke, please," she told the bartender. Maybe that was why Liza and Bonnie never had guy trouble: great hair. She looked at…

— Jennifer Crusie

“The bartender’s eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, “Eleven screaming orgasms, comin’ right up.” Phew. All right, fine. That…

— Kristen Ashley

“Hazen had already begun to mix her a martini. She watched approvingly. “Martinis make everything worthwhile, don’t they?” she said, smiling at Strand.”

— Irwin Shaw

“A Roman centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a martini?" The centurion answers, "If I…

— Harlan Wolff

“Now, a month later, I sit, foggy, a similar state of mind, in a different seafood restaurant with a locals-know-every-secret bar, two happy hour…

— Justin Bog