Earth Quote by Bernard DeVoto

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there.

— Bernard DeVoto

The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth, and one…

— Anonymous

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I…

— Ogden Nash

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

— P. J. O'Rourke

suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient.

— Phyllis McGinley

I typically have a martini.

— Rona Ambrose

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

Even if you've gone easy on the vermouth, there are still serious downsides to alcohol consumption, including but not limited to the sense that…

— W. Bruce Cameron

I love vodka martinis. I know it's a cliché.

— Daniel Craig

Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many.

— Herb Caen

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.

— Alec Waugh

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.

— E.F. Benson