Truth Quote by Lawrence Dunning

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I…

— Ogden Nash

“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a bottle of…

— Peter Gzowski

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

— P. J. O'Rourke

You can no more keep a martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. The proper union of gin and vermouth…

— Bernard DeVoto

“martinis, steak, and red wine, a proven formula for deep thinking,”

— Robert M. Gates

suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient.

— Phyllis McGinley

“She ordered a martini and encouraged me to, but said she couldn't drink it with her medication. She just liked seeing it in front…

— Richard Ford

“The waiter repeated, "The cocktails are from Mr Seadon. He asked me to tell you that he thought you'd enjoy them. They are called…

— Milly Silver

“Every evening my wife makes us martinis and we talk about our days as I cook dinner and our children ignore us. It is…

— John Hodgman

“Your presence resembles a dirty martini, she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.”

— Shannon Lynette

“Yuck. Apple Martinis. Green rubbing alcohol in a crooked glass.”

— Holliday Vann

“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never…

— Charles Dubow