Gin Quotes

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.

— Dorothy Parker

My name is Gin, and I kill people.

— Jennifer Estep

The wages of Gin is Debt.

— Ethel Mumford

“When life gives you juniper berries, make gin!”

— Laurie Buchanan, PhD

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

— Jeff Foxworthy

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.

— Ernest Thesiger

Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

— Chuck Palahniuk

It's a crooked system, but gin straight take the pain away.

— Ludacris

I never thought my cotton gin would change history.

— Eli Whitney

I'm hooked on gin and tonics like your mama's Hooked on Phonics.

— Tash

Some colored people so scared of whitefolks they claim to love the cotton gin.

— Alice Walker

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

— Anonymous

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the…

— Garrison Keillor

I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic…

— Simon Jordan

Those who do not know what love is liken it to beauty. Those who claim to know what love is liken it…

— Tite Kubo

Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in…

— Anonymous

I work for three or four hours a day, in the late morning and early afternoon. Then I go out for a…

— J. G. Ballard

The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way…

— Ginger Rogers

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything…

— Gram Parsons

Those who do not know what love is likens it to beauty Those who claim to know what love is likens it…

— Tite Kubo

All the way out I listen to the car AM radio, bad lyrics of trailer park love, gin and tonic love, strobe…

— Lorrie Moore

I think it's really cool, but Jimmy Eat World and Gin Blossoms did it better than anyone. People don't realize just how…

— Nate Ruess

You may talk o' gin and beer When you're quartered safe out 'ere, An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it; But…

— Rudyard Kipling

Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in…

— Jane Green

Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hoes…

— Tupac Shakur

[...] Technology has tended to devaluate the traditional vision-inducing materials. The illumination of a city, for example, was once a rare event,…

— Aldous Huxley

You are becoming a snake tomorrow, and as you start to devour people, with that mouth that has eaten others, you cry…

— Tite Kubo

My latest tendency is to collapse about 11:00 and with the tears flowing from my eyes or the gin rising to their…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

From the early days of the telegraph, to be a telegrapher was a job, and there weren't many of those folks. They…

— Adam Rogers

“Hello, sexy. I knew that you couldn't get through the night without me," Finn's smug, slightly sleepy voice filled my ear. "So…

— Jennifer Estep

“Mirabelle? Mirabelle Bevan? Well, I’ll be blowed!” Mirabelle started, almost spilling her drink. It took her a moment to realize who the…

— Sara Sheridan

In the dream of approaching forty I saw myself as about to die and realized that I was no longer myself, but…

— Cyril Connolly

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath…

— George Orwell

Really, Gin, did you have to ruin my suit?” he said. “This was a Fiona Fine original.

— Jennifer Estep

I don't know what reception I'm at, but for God's sake give me a gin and tonic.

— Denis Thatcher

I don't judge you for what you've done, Gin. Why are you judging me for another man's mistakes?

— Jennifer Estep

Gin a body meet a body Flyin' through the air, Gin a body hit a body, Will it fly? and where?

— James Clerk Maxwell

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

— George Eliot

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin.

— William Bolitho

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

— Robert De Niro