“Mirabelle? Mirabelle Bevan? Well, I’ll be blowed!” Mirabelle started, almost spilling her drink. It took her a moment to realize who the… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life. But as we… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
'Gunga Gin' is a true Libertines amalgamation, in the proper, old-fashioned sense of the word. — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
Young poets are advised by their elders to avoid the practice of journalism as they would wet socks and gin before breakfast. — Archibald MacLeish Copy Share Image
My name came from me wanting a 'double-letter' artist name. In search of the ultimate L-word to put in front of my… — Laidback Luke Copy Share Image
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
He couldn't tell that this was one of those occasions a man never forgets: a small cicatrice had been made on the… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
I don't judge you for what you've done, Gin. Why are you judging me for another man's mistakes? — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
Jules says there are three things that make you a grown-up: an eight-piece set of matching dishes; gin, vodka and whiskey in… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey,… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin"… — Aaron Watson Copy Share Image
Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a… — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
You are becoming a snake tomorrow, and as you start to devour people, with that mouth that has eaten others, you cry… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
Besides, when not hard at work with this research, I'm actually conducting a side experiment on how cigarettes and gin increase charisma.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
One was Texas medicine, the other was just railroad gin, and like a fool I mixed them. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
Some day, I suppose it's possible for someone to be a better No Limit Hold'em player than me. I doubt it, but… — Stu Ungar Copy Share Image
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Depends on the evening. A good red wine is nice in cold weather. A Claret or a Rioja. I've got a good… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Give me a paper and pen, so I can write about my life of sin. A couple of bottles of gin, in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
