Ethel Mumford

Where there is a will there's a law suit.

— Ethel Mumford

An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation.

— Ethel Mumford

Economy is the thief of time.

— Ethel Mumford

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

— Ethel Mumford

Busy people are never busybodies.

— Ethel Mumford

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

— Ethel Mumford

Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies.

— Ethel Mumford

The wages of Gin is Debt.

— Ethel Mumford

The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.

— Ethel Mumford

Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet.

— Ethel Mumford

Imagination makes cowards of us all.

— Ethel Mumford

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

— Ethel Mumford

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

— Ethel Mumford

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

— Ethel Mumford

The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.

— Ethel Mumford

Contentment: The smother of invention.

— Ethel Mumford