Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Wine is certainly warming, but communion is a great deal more so.” — Franny Billingsley Copy Share Image
“The church is God saying: “I’m throwing a banquet, and all these mismatched, messed-up people are invited. Here, have some wine.” — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
“In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.” — Flavia Biondi Copy Share Image
“I asked him, half-seriously, if he ever asked God to help him give it up. ‘The drink? I only have the courage to pray… — Neil Boyd Copy Share Image
“Church is not something you do or a place you go to, but what you are.” — Will Mancini Copy Share Image
“I would celebrate the Holy Communion service in my pajamas if I thought it would help someone to find faith.” — Nicholas Stacey Copy Share Image
“That’s when I have to ask him. “Can you really talk like that? Being holy and all?” “What? Because I’m a priest?” He finishes… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“Jesus. Who does he think he is? He's always out partying and drinking with his friends. I do it once and all of a… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the men standing in the way of Him—and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car.” — Lena Zheng fave Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
