Drunk Quote by Greg Benson

I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.

— John Henry Newman

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope…

— Pope John XXIII

When greeting Pope Benedict a few years ago, I was meant to kiss the papal ring but I head-butted his hand instead. He just…

— Ronan Keating

My memories of Vatican II center on white parishioners turning away from me when I went to shake their hands at Mass during the…

— Anthea Butler

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.

— Joan Rivers

“MAILMAN CAUGHT DRINKING THE BLOOD OF GOD AND TAKING A SHOWER, NAKED, IN ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.”

— Charles Bukowski

The Vatican takes your breath away.

— Joe Elliott

Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy…

— Bob Saget

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet.…

— Dan Brown

I was brought up a Catholic and I was quite fervent, because I was sent to a convent school.

— Marina Warner

In the third grade, a nun stuffed me in a garbage can under her desk because she said that's where I belonged. I also…

— Bruce Springsteen

I'm a good Catholic - most of the time.

— Kevin Dillon