Toilet seat Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Never trust a warm toilet seat in a public restroom” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet seat
I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird sigh when you sat down on it. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but it is weird to think about all the ass time this seat had seen before we moved in. This is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share
I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue the toilet… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory) I’m not a man, Soteria. (Acheron) I know. But… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe your friends Mr. Fred and George Weasly tried to send you a toilet seat. — Harry Potter - Albus Dumbledore Copy Share Image
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while tinkling. If you think that’s crazy, then… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
