Bodily functions Quote by Margaret Atwood

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous

The world is divided up into two kinds of people - those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those…

— John Gregory Dunne

“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.…

— T.R. Fehrenbach

It's easy to be a toilet in a world full of shit

— Deri Isaac

I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.

— David Foster Wallace

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

If you prefer talking shit about people,then go work in the toilet management.

— Luckyflows

“In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first…

— Slavoj Žižek