“I’m a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer.” — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
Never ever think you're alone because you'll never be the only one who's facing through alot of shits . — Amena Kiazj Copy Share Image
Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Don't take me for-grated..'caz unlike others I am not afraid to walk away from shits! — Rose Hathway Copy Share Image
Shit happens, doesnt it? It sucks; it stinks; it makes you sick to your stomach. Sometimes its so bad, shits seems to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I stood back up and looked down at my feces. A lovely snail-shell architecture, still steaming. Borromini. My bowels must be in… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“Some people’s routines are so consistent, their shits are the same. Dammit, if you’ve been pooping the same smooth shits for a… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
Well holy fuck me drunk where do I start...girl remember the time we used to make fun of people just for shits… — Hah Copy Share Image
Being a man it only makes you better off. Aint a rock band, no my shits never soft. — Sammy Adams Copy Share Image
