Shits Quote by Jasinda Wilder

“A man needs food, beer, and a pot to piss in.”

— Nicholas Eames

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you," Chuck said,…

— Merrill Markoe

“Never miss an opportunity to pee.”

— Shawne Murphy-Johnson

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“No lunch dates, no date to the ball, no penis for you. And you don’t want miss out on my penis. It’s a good…

— Samantha Young

“Don’t you dare pee on me.”

— Roni Loren

“He’ll eat you alive, shit you out and then piss on his dump.”

— John Green

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough to swim in. I fear Ryan Lochte’s…

— Jarod Kintz

“In went water and loaves of blackbread and sausages and cheese, and out can shit and piss and language.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“The first male to pee on me, however, would pay with his balls.”

— Kylie Scott