Quote by Kylie Scott Download Open image ““The first male to pee on me, however, would pay with his balls.”” — Kylie Scott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“To hear you tell it, you'd think man was only put on this earth to keep urinals from going to waste.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in… — Harvard Lampoon Copy Share Image
“The smell would have given me an erection if I'd still had testicles.” — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?” — Sara Barron Copy Share Image
“Aah, man. Forty-one was far too fucking old for love at first sight. He might as well throw himself at her feet and be… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“You are a constant fucking delight. I don’t think anyone could ever doubt that.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“I want you with me.” Another kiss was placed on my face. “But don’t rush into making a decision. I don’t want you regretting… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“I’m sensitive. I’m nothing but a big ball of mushy sensitive stuff inside. Tell her, pumpkin.” “Your son is very sensitive,” I dutifully recited. “That didn’t sound believable.” He gently tugged on a strand of my hair, moving in closer. “My feelings are hurt. You’ve wounded me. Kiss it better.” “Apologies.” I gave him a brief but sweet kiss on… — Kylie Scott Copy Share
“...you know you can fly. If you can't, imagine the thrill of the fall.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Alone meant absolutely no one giving me shit, involving me in shit, or generally being a shit. Alone didn't care what you wore or how many days it'd been since you washed your hair or shaved your pits. Alone accepted you exactly how you were. It never lied to me or let you down. For all of these reasons and… — Kylie Scott Copy Share
“Two-thirty in the morning was kind of a bitch as times went. It fell into the in-between, nowhere land. Too late to get a… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“I thought that one was going to hit me,” I said, watching the disappointed girl stalk off into the crowd. “Being your girlfriend is… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“How could you have bought that girl, chained her up and yet still have managed to persuade her to give you a chance? I… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Teeth gritted, he gazed down at me. "Now that I come to think about it. I'm not real keen on your eye color, either.… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“When women read romance books, one of two things generally happen.” Mal ran a hand through his lovely locks. “They either want to discuss the book in great depth. And probably, life and your relationship. Now sometimes that’s okay. You reach a higher level of understanding with each other and shit. But sometimes it sucks, pure and simple. You wind… — Kylie Scott Copy Share
“Warm breath hit my most secret female flesh. Okay, enough fancy talk, it was my vagina.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
