Bodily functions Quote by Gena Showalter Download Open image “If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.” — Gena Showalter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bodily functions Function Pants Thinking
Having all your dress clothes ironed and on, then your body is like: I gotta pee. — Crapp Copy Share Image
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my head -… — Andy Griffiths Copy Share Image
That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans. — Slash Copy Share Image
That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can't unbutton your pants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MEN: If you still pee with your pants down to your ankles; you need to grow up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Justin took off in a run. Frosty and Bronx, too. It wasn’t long before Frosty was carrying Kat, Bronx was carrying Reeve and Justin… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
You are such a chick.” I widened my eyes in mock surprise. “No way. Are you sure? — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I'm not sure why we want each other," she grumbled. "Nor am I, but the fact remains that we do want each other." "Maybe… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Are you gonna kill me?" the kid asked. Kid definitely didn't know who he was. There would be fawning. Wait. He looked that scary?… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
She stood, squared her shoulders. “We’ll do it. Together.” And then she did something that shocked them both. She rose on her tiptoes and… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
To you I belong.My heart beats only for you.No other will tempt me,from this day and beyond.To you I belong. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“For a moment, Strider almost forgot how pissed he was with Amun and Haidee as he savored the fact that he'd just cock-blocked the… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?" "Again, human nature. Hoping for the… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a happily-ever-after. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most sophisticated and highly evolved system is that originated by Joseph Scogna. I was impressed by the profound insights into the relationship… — Rudolph Ballentine Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
You're dealing with the body, and you're dealing with bodily functions. We romanticize everything about people in movies. — Charlie Kaufman Copy Share Image
A sociosphere of contact, control, persuasion and dissuasion, of exhibitions of inhibitions in massive or homeopathic doses...: this is obscenity. All structures turned inside… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
In India in particular, where millions have no home but the streets, virtually every life event is carried out in public: prayer, eating, sleeping,… — Steve McCurry Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When a pastor continually makes light of the character of our Lord by speaking in scatological tones about the Son of Man's bodily functions… — Steve Camp Copy Share Image
If anybody wants to engage in any kind of sexual activity with any consenting partner, that is their business. Anybody can do anything they… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
You love the person for who they are, flaws and all. You can't help who you love, either. It comes from a different side… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Be as though you don't exist. Let the bodily functions unfold, let thoughts come and go but don't follow them. Be only the awareness.… — Mooji Copy Share Image
If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Centuries of secularism have failed to transform eating into something strictly utilitarian. Food is still treated with reverence...To eat is still something more than… — Alexander Schmemann Copy Share Image
