Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Um...we should have fewer pants on. This would be a great pants-free situation.” — Delphine Dryden Copy Share Image
“What if I promise to keep my pants on?” The smile in his voice had butterflies fluttering in her stomach. She stared up at the ceiling. “Fine. But you’ll have to leave mine on, too.” “Well, shit.” His laughter warmed her all over. “You drive a hard bargain.” “I’m all about hard things.” She ran her tongue along her teeth.… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share
“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“There's nothing we can do about your pants-mine probally wouldn't fit,and it wouldn't do for me to go around pantless, much as it would… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to faint at the sight of your butt,’ she said. ‘Ya might, and I don’t want that on my conscience,’ he… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
“When I reached for the button on her jeans, she smacked my hands away. “I think I can do that,” she said. “Are you… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“You owe me and you know what I want in return." He scowled at me. "Not the pants." I nodded gravely. "Give me your… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
