Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “MEN: If you still pee with your pants down to your ankles; you need to grow up.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone. — Natalie Massenet Copy Share Image
“Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs.” — Maya Van Wagenen Copy Share Image
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans. — Slash Copy Share Image
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. — Jim Caviezel Copy Share Image
I always say, men's ankles are kind of like men's version of cleavage. That's what I think, because it's sexy. It shows, like, you… — Jeannie Mai Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image