Comedy Quote by Phil Torcivia Download Open image ““I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.”” — Phil Torcivia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Humour
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“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.” — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
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“My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
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In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
