Toilet seat Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.

— Samuel Johnson

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women

— Leah Remini

A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's obvious for example that when I am Conchita, I use the female toilet, and when I am Tom, the male toilet. I can…

— Conchita Wurst

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.

— Anonymous

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

— Charles Bukowski

I'm a girl who always looks at toilets and thinks Wow, how do we waste that much water when there are people who don't…

— Alysia Reiner

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

— Nikhil Saluja

I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's…

— Ben Affleck

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night…

— Rita Rudner

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet,

— Jairam Ramesh