Annoyed Quote by Anonymous

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night…

— Rita Rudner

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.

— Samuel Johnson

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

— Tommy Cooper

Men's are like toilets....they 're either taken or full of shit

— Haha

Don’t get married in a house where there is no toilet,

— Jairam Ramesh

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you…

— Kathryn Stockett

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

— Lamorne Morris

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever…

— Patrick Stewart

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

— Becca Fitzpatrick