Eggs Quote by Rob Gronkowski

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

— Kurt Angle

I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's…

— Ben Affleck

I drank a lot of milk. A lot of milk. Whole milk, though.

— Jim Harbaugh

I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay, a big stack of bills that gets bigger each day.

— Ray Charles

I cleaned many a toilet.

— Shaggy

In A Glass of Cider It seemed I was a mite of sediment That waited for the bottom to ferment So I could catch…

— Robert Frost

“It tastes like water spiked with strange.”

— Mary Roach

Lol. I'm at a hotel and theres no spoons in the room, so I'm eatingnutella with a straw. -.

— Anonymous

I drank one or was it four? And when if fell on the floor I drank more.

— The Smiths

My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip…

— Steve Zahn

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

— Janet Evanovich

The seriousness of my situation started to sink in, and again I fought panic. I pushed it down, but it was harder this time,…

— Abby Sunderland