Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I get more ass then a toilet seat.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Toilet seat
I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
