Toilet seat Quote by Evilmonkey Download Open image “Ive got more ass then a toilet seat” — Evilmonkey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet seat
I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I used to throw stuff out of the window and trash hotel rooms - and superglue all the drawers shut and superglue the toilet… — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory) I’m not a man, Soteria. (Acheron) I know. But… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls. We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat. George! Only joking, Mum. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe your friends Mr. Fred and George Weasly tried to send you a toilet seat. — Harry Potter - Albus Dumbledore Copy Share Image
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“I always lift both lids of the toilet seat before I pee. Then I sit down while tinkling. If you think that’s crazy, then… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
