Accessible Quote by Stella Young

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no…

— Rose George

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

I hate it when people come to my house and ask whether I have a toilet. Oh no sorry, we just take our dumps…

— Anonymous

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

— Peter Kay

“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird…

— Adam Carolla

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.

— Anonymous

It may sound odd, but the trut his, when you are in toilet, than arise most of the best ideas, how that are so…

— Mak_786

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

— Charlie Day

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous