Air Quote by Erma Bombeck

With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.

— Erma Bombeck

Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

— Anonymous

Just as I thought: boys are the cause of everything.

— Norton Juster

Boys are found everywhere - on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little…

— Alan Beck

I've always been one of them boys, Rollin' around in jacked up toys, Making noise on small town Friday nights.

— Justin Moore

Boys are like toilet paper, you use them, and then throw them away.

— Taylor Austin

Boys are sent out into the world to buffet with its temptations, to mingle with bad and good, to govern and direct - girls…

— Elizabeth Missing Sewell

When they set off for their first day at their new school, I will never forget that winter morning as I watched our girls,…

— Michelle Obama

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets.…

— Phyllis Diller

“Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys bring a knapsack to work. Boys get haircuts from their roommate,…

— Mindy Kaling

Boys, particularly, like stories where they can have images in their imagination, where they can go to scary places and experiment with what can…

— Morris Gleitzman

Where my fuckin' boys and my duffle bags swinging.

— Tity Boi