“I mean, I am totally not one of those prudes who believe having sex as a teenager is some kind of mortal… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.)… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“There are certain things in life that just suck. Pouring a big bowl of Lucky Charms before realizing the milk is expired,… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“Oh God, unattractive and pompous. A winning combination. My inner control panel is screaming ABORT! ABORT! ” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“Phoebe doesn't quite believe in fate the way I do. She says you have to chase your destiny, and she always expects… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“The Czech Republic. Czechoslovakia hasn't existed for almost twenty years. So unless her parents are visiting 1992, they're in the Czech Republic.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“I sit, but I'm still stiff as a board. My hands are clenched tight, as if I'm holding my tears in my palms and… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“But while you’re sitting around pining and waiting and wondering and hoping that this perfect love happens, lots of guys and lots of dates… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“Or maybe Jason's right: there are perfect people, many of them, and it's up to you to grab one when you find each other… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“As he says it, I feel almost like I’m receding, or as though he’s receding; everything is blowing away around me, and suddenly, even… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“I was just hoping that you'd realize that guys like me, go with girls like you.” — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“When all along... well, what I was hoping you'd realize...' 'My mystery guy was you,' I finish in a whisper. 'Well, yeah,' he says.… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“It's huge!" "That's what she said!" Cue riotous laughter as our bus rumbles past Big Ben. I want to roll my eyes, but I'm… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
