Humor Quote by Lauren Morrill

“God damn it! I yelled to him. Will you stop wining about your problems during my murder!”

— Andy Weir

“One of these days my overconfidence is going to get me killed . . . but not today.”

— Bryan Schardein

“Ripping a piece of glass from my chest, I yelled, “Whoever set off that motherfucking bomb is either buying me a new dress and…

— Anne Malcom

“I can't guarantee that a lobotomy would stop her— babbling!! ”

— Tennessee Williams

“...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of monkey shit,…

— Janet Evanovich

“I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a…

— Graham Parke

“He tossed me over his shoulder, making his way through the crowd behind us. “Make way! Move it, people! Let’s make room for this…

— Jamie McGuire

“So you're going to die an incompetent hero?' 'I'm going to die trying.”

— Nicola Yoon

“Lord knows, I need a little action tonight or my vagina might just run off and join the circus.”

— Harper Sloan

“Stop it!” he yelled, gripping my arms. “Don’t you get it? You can’t win!” “Then kill me!”

— Richelle Mead

They have terrified my poor wife and threatened my very person!" Halt eyed the man impassivley until the outburst was finished. Worse than that,"…

— John Flanagan

“screw my eyes shut and make a silent vow that from now on, I’ll do everything in my power to keep my child safe.”

— Leah Mercer