“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?” — Christy Gissendaner Humor Copy Share Image
“Less than an hour ago, you were a big furry dog. I’ve dated worse.” — Christy Gissendaner Copy Share Image
“Nine hundred years without sex. This is gonna be interesting.” — Christy Gissendaner Copy Share Image
“Forgive me if I don’t trust a naked male who claims to be a dog.” — Christy Gissendaner Dog Copy Share Image
