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“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you…

— Beth Labonte

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any…

— Justin Halpern

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

All that chatter you hear from yuppie parents at the playground about how expensive it is to 'do' bathrooms? It's all true. Every word,…

— Tucker Carlson

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“Who the fuck keeps a house this clean? Why is this bathroom so goddamn spotless? Only a metrosexual, prissy fuckwit son of a cock-gobbling…

— Derek Adam

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be better than the bathroom sink, which is where…

— Jarod Kintz

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“Brothers are annoying, but that does not mean you can teach them to drink out of the toilet young lady”

— Alissandra D