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“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican

“I like buying drugs from you because your bathroom's always clean.”

— Mark Olmsted

“I’m guessing you don’t have to share a bathroom at your house,” I say with the casual tone of someone who isn’t waving her…

— Sarah Castille

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

— Becca Fitzpatrick

Hahahaha bathroom selfless.

— Tamika

“So, do you clean, too?” “Hell, no!.. I’m gay ... not a damn housewife!” Everybody laughed. (The Tin Star)”

— J.L. Langley

“A house is spotless, but a home is messy filled with people who live there.”

— Amber the vamplover twister

“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just one flush…

— R.U. Slime

“I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked.…

— Jennifer Armentrout

“Kind of guy who steps out of the shower to piss,”

— A.J. Finn

“My father hated public restrooms. Once, when I was a little boy, I had noticed he did not wash his hands after urinating and…

— J.D. Daniels

“No one is clean. Living makes you dirty.”

— Min Jin Lee