“Okay, so English settlers brought rabbits with them to Australia to breed for food and stuff, right? But they escaped and basically… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, the giant, three-headed dog that guards the entrance to the Underworld appears next to her—sans two of its heads—and sits down.… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did the Ancient Greeks ever write anything funny—like slapstick? I mean, I think I speak for everyone when I say that there’s… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“...once I realized that Australia’s top highway speed of 110 kilometers per hour was the same as going 65 in the U.S.,… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Now see, if it were me, I wouldn’t have led with that. I would’ve gone with something like ‘G’day’ or ‘Wow, aren’t… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t thank me for saving you, thank the lifeguards. If it was up to me, I would’ve just carried… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Let’s put it this way: you know how we always told you that all those years of tormenting four sisters turned you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, it took big, dumb Talon Dodo thirty seconds to get you so pissed about a poker hand pun that you were… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Didn’t you read the invitation? There’s going to be a game in a little while--the big Twister game in an hour. Make… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Australians are descended from a boatload of English convicts, right? So two hundred years in isolation at the bottom of the planet… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“The question is: will I get used to a menu with kilojoules instead of calories? I mean, I don’t think anyone even… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I’d feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, the gondola operator—whose name was ‘Happy,’ I might add—failed to inform me that about sixty seconds into the trip, the floor… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I like it because when people use a lot of poker lingo, it usually means they’ve been playing the game for a… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
