“Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding 'Your money or your life' had better bring a folding chair and packed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The three thieves looked around. As their eyes grew accustomed to the gloom, they received a general impression of armourality, with strong… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“Having fun?” said George. “Yes, Mr Lane,” said Dinkesh. “Kenny has just flown out of the window.” “That’s nice,” said George, banishing… — Mark Gorton Copy Share Image
“ The tincture of night began to diffuse the soup of the afternoon. Lord Vetinari considered the sentence, and found it good.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“His Greatness the King Pteppicymon XXVIII, Lord of the Heavens, Charioteer of the Wagon of the Sun, Steersman of the Barque of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Is that the drink with the vodka? Because- " "No," said Lady Margolotta quietly. "This, I am afraid, is the other kind.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I have seen many a face that was more good-looking — never one that looked half so good.” — Dinah Maria Mulock Craik Copy Share Image
“We did Rat Surprise last night for the Sons of Bloodaxe annual dinner," he said. There was a general groan. "And it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
“Murphy caught that arm and continued the motion, using her own body as a fulcrum in a classic hip throw - except… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Angua picked out the bottle and looked at the label. "C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew," she read. "He's going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A few days earlier, Adriana and I had been browsing books at the local library. I happened to turn around and look… — Gina Marinello-Sweeney Copy Share Image
“One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
“Where's the elevator?" Mike asked, sheathing his weapon. Tallow felt a little better telling Mike there wasn't an elevator and watching his… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“The barricade was taking some while to dismantle. Chair legs and planks and bedsteads and doors and baulks of timber had settled… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman . Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Jimmy held on to the reins for dear life, and thought that a horse was about the most slippery creature to sit… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
“It was a beautiful, clear Southern California kind of Christmas Eve, the kind where Santa shows up in khaki shorts and a… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
“His name was Mr. Quan and he was the concierge, which explained the black suit and the lavender shirt but not the… — Carsten Stroud Copy Share Image
“Vanessa was deprived of her hormones in prison and thus retained several male characteristics that would have been less evident otherwise, most… — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
“Legitimate First watched them go as they walked away. Sergeant Colon felt he was being measured up. "I've always wondered about his… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
