Humourous Quote by Sue Townsend

Jesus is the politics of the new age; He is about the establishment of a kingdom; He is the one who has created a…

— Stanley Hauerwas

Jesus said when the woman poured the alabaster bottle of perfume on him that was worth almost a year's wages, and Judas, who was…

— Joyce Meyer

The myth of the poor Jesus needs to be destroyed, because it's holding people back.

— T. D. Jakes

Jesus said whatever you do to the least of these my brothers you've done it to me. And this is what I've come to…

— Rich Mullins

Alms are an inheritance and a justice which is due to the poor and which Jesus has levied upon us.

— Francis of Assisi

It is not among the palm trees that I wish to die, but among the poor who are Jesus Christ.

— Luigi Orione

“turn around and look up and, low and behold, see Jesus in Muppet form, hanging from a wooden stick. Once again. Poor Jesus. “But…

— Karyn Bosnak

“For the first time he began to understand why Jesus had such compassion for the poor. Jesus could identify with them because they were…

— Joseph F. Girzone

We should not serve the poor like they were Jesus. We should serve the poor because they are Jesus.

— Mother Teresa

In the poorest of the poor we see Jesus in distressed guise.

— Mother Teresa

“The poor you will always have with you,' Jesus said. A warning, Emilio wondered, or an indictment?”

— Mary Doria Russell

“Good Friday. When I was young we had to observe a moment of silence at three o’clock to think about poor Jesus. If in…

— Hendrik Groen

“People think common sense is common - but it's not.”

— Don Cherry

“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…

— Terry Pratchett

“Mrs. Joe was a very clean housekeeper, but had an exquisite art of making her cleanliness more uncomfortable and unacceptable than dirt itself.”

— Charles Dickens