Humourous Quote by W.C. Fields Download Open image ““Always smile first thing in the morning. Might as well get it over with.”” — W.C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humourous Morning
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