Funny Quote by W.C. Fields Download Open image ““Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?”” — W.C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I be that man on the moon, I'm that man on the moon. && Imma do what I do..so do you baayby. — Author Name Copy Share Image
“You are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing.” — E.E. Cummings Copy Share Image
“When you point a finger at the moon to indicate the moon, instead of looking at the moon,the stupid ones look at your finger.” — Mao Tse-tung Copy Share Image
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“Always smile first thing in the morning. Might as well get it over with.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a bitch, I forget it.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
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Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image