Humor Quote by A.C. Kemp

“It makes your buttocks ache walking on flat ground all the time.”

— Linda Proud

“It was the strain of a forsaken lady, who after bewailing the perfidy of her lover, calls her pride to her aid, desires her…

— Charlotte Brontë

“What I did experience when alone was a sort of general neurotic horror, a common attack of nerves and self-loathing magnified to the power…

— Donna Tartt

“As a Newbody, however, I began to like the pornographic circus of rough sex; the stuff that resembled some of the modern dance I…

— Hanif Kureishi

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“You’re complaining about getting personal now? You openly objectified my arse and quite happily snuggled into my chest as I carried you for over…

— C.J. Fallowfield

“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could…

— Ilona Andrews

“There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an…

— Karl Kraus

“A line of perspiration slipped down my spine like a waterslide at an unamusement park.”

— Michelle Rowen

“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“It may come as an extraordinary shock to you but you're the only woman who has ever succeeded in getting under my skin. It…

— Margaret Way

“The whole world organizes itself around the fact that people manage to get their awkward bodies in position to fuck, an achievement honored by…

— Lucy Ellmann