Humor Quote by A.C. Kemp

“You never know these days. Uninvited guests may force you to take an unplanned trip to an unknown destination; doesn’t hurt to be in…

— Anurag Shourie

“I have already established an elite body called The Knights of the Idiotic Table. We will be holding an annual dinner at which we'll…

— Stieg Larsson

“There’s this fancy restaurant nearby with a nice view of the water. The Alchemist and Barrister, they call it. I’ve always thought the place…

— Christopher Rankin

“Now that you’re an adult, you might still feel a pang of guilt when you decline a dinner invitation in favor of a good…

— Susan Cain

“...The more modest and impractical the kitchen, the more likely one will be invited to stay for a meal. Show me a fancy house…

— Firoozeh Dumas

Actually, I came because I have a last-minute invitation. My friend Erika Gill is having a big party tomorrow night, one of those all-out…

— Elizabeth Chandler

“I don't like crowds of any kind. A dinner party of more than six people is not, for me, a pleasure. I get less…

— Clive Barker

“On, no. I hate those arty little places. I like dining in a hotel full of all sorts of people. Dining in a club…

— Edna Ferber

“You might, for example, be excused for declining an invitation to dinner when the menu offered was dead calf with fungus in heated dough,…

— Paul Roche

“It must be dreadful to be a grown-up if a party in an everydayish schoolroom could seem just as pleasant to you as a…

— Margaret Epp

“Think of this visit as an opportunity for a different kind of learning, then. Another day will put some other plate on your table,…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

“Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especially when I just took a bath in the last of…

— Jarod Kintz