If you judge someone from the brand of their clothes then you're the douche bag. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
Im honestly ready to settle down but all I run into is douche bags after douche bags... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.” — L.D. Davis Copy Share Image
“People who go around advertising their birthday are douche bags. It's a fact. You can look it up on Wikipedia.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche! — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“What do you cook for a douche bag that you plan to give the shock of their life?” — Glenna Maynard Copy Share Image
Always be yourself...unless you're an arrogant douche. Then it's okay to be someone else. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Last time I checked, leading someone on and making them feel like they had a chance when they really don't, was a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants. By this measure, Peter Van… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It’s extremely improper for me to call a young teenaged boy a douche,” I stated and everyone looked at me. “That said,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
“No," he assured her. "The old Alex would've had plenty to say." She lifted an amused eyebrow as he continued. "Old Alex… — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share Image
Am I a douche? Was asked by older black man, 'let me guess. You're Vietnamese, yeah?' wanted to say 'let me guess.… — John Cho Copy Share Image
“And now?" I touched Baltic's cheek, drawing his attention away from tragic memories. "Is he being coldly mad now?" "No. I thought… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“You three don’t like any of the men I introduce you to. You didn’t even like the Hot OB.” “The HOT OB… — Julie James Copy Share Image
You're absolutely right all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douche bags. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I fight the urge to call him a mother-fucking douche canoe and glare down at his shoes, my lip curling.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche!” — Priya Kanaparti Copy Share Image
If being a douche was an Olympic sport, I know some people that would have a gold medal! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I'm so tired of guys leading me on, flirting with me then another girl right after, or straight up being a douche… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Your attempt at GQ has, tragically, ended in douche-bag. - Anna, Seers of Light” — Jennifer DeLucy Copy Share Image
I hate when people say 'turn up' Uh, no...You sound like a douche and you're not turning anything up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you douche in the yellow Ferrari: you're a douche in a yellow Ferrari. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
“Listen douche pants. You're not going to tell me anything about disease I don't already know.” — John Green Copy Share Image
Hate being labeled as a douche. If you actually knew who I was, you'd see that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I would have known how much of a douche you'd turn out to be, time changes everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Fellas; Theres a fine line between complimenting her and letting her know youre a douche bag. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
