Douche Quote by John Green

“Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants.”

— John Green

“You can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistance.”

— John Green

“the high-level position he has at Douchebags & Douchenozzles”

— Helena Hunting

“He sprayed on a bit of this man’s body-spray thing his mom had gotten for free at Walmart, feeling like a douche, but thinking…

— Lauren Oliver

“Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want…

— Kathryne Donovan

“I may have at some point referred to him as a douche nozzle.”

— Hannah Harrington

“Was he nice to look at? Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes! But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness…

— Barbie Bohrman

“We teach people how to treat us. If you don’t put up with shit, and don’t settle for anything less than respect, that’s what…

— Kristen Proby

“The world can be divided between people who can get a waiter’s attention and those who can’t.”

— Jonathan Carroll

“You must judge a man by the work of his hands.”

— Abigal Muchecheti

“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”

— L.D. Davis

“He was a dork, but at least he was totally comfortable in social situations, like Dad. Comfortable, or oblivious, which amounted to the same…

— Jennifer Echols