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“Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants. By this measure, Peter Van Houten was… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want… — Kathryne Donovan Copy Share Image
“But what if Wall Street doesn't just attract preexisting douchebags, but actively draws normal people into an inescapable vortex of douchebaggery?” — Kevin Roose Copy Share Image
“Okay, either this guy was hiding his good qualities with all the skill and dedication of a highly trained CIA operative, or he was… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t fit there,… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“Was he nice to look at? Oh my God, yes! A million times, yes! But as soon as he opened his mouth, his doucheness… — Barbie Bohrman Copy Share Image
“He sprayed on a bit of this man’s body-spray thing his mom had gotten for free at Walmart, feeling like a douche, but thinking… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“We teach people how to treat us. If you don’t put up with shit, and don’t settle for anything less than respect, that’s what… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“I steel myself for a smirk, an arrogant chuckle, or some sort of recognition, but he’s leaning back in his chair, alternating between absently… — A.M. Robinson Copy Share Image
There have been times that we've had arguments with Brad [Dourif] because he comes in with very strong ideas and, as in any working… — David Kirschner Copy Share Image
“You three don’t like any of the men I introduce you to. You didn’t even like the Hot OB.” “The HOT OB was a… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“I like that I can feel your heart.” … “It’s all yours baby. All you have to do is want it enough to take… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“Oh God, that is huge!” I say when I finally reach the visual destination of Erectiontopia. It” — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“She's my sun and I'm her moon connected by an invisible thread, bound but free.” — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“Every kiss is an echo of the first time. Accidental or not, some part of me recognized her as my future and now she’s… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“Any kind of modification, whether it’s to alter physical features, like cosmetic surgery, or to decorate, like piercings and tattoos, cause some degree of… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“see your winning personality hasn’t changed much,” Drew shoots back. “I see your hair hated you enough to start migrating down your body,” Ruby… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“Vi! There you are.” Buck worms his way into the group, inadvertently saving us from further interrogation. Well, worm probably isn’t the right word.… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
“think I’m in love with this man’s tongue. If he’s as talented with his cock as he is with this part of his body,… — Helena Hunting Copy Share Image
