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“don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t fit there, then I’m not sure where to put him.” quote by Meghan March — Download Open image

““don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t fit there, then I’m not sure where to put him.””

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