Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.” — L.D. Davis Copy Share Image
No girl wants a douche bag or wants to be lead on then just all of a sudden stopped being talked to.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you judge someone from the brand of their clothes then you're the douche bag. — Thewomenizer Copy Share Image
“Your attempt at GQ has, tragically, ended in douche-bag. - Anna, Seers of Light” — Jennifer DeLucy Copy Share Image
I'm so tired of guys leading me on, flirting with me then another girl right after, or straight up being a douche… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last time I checked, leading someone on and making them feel like they had a chance when they really don't, was a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“What do you cook for a douche bag that you plan to give the shock of their life?” — Glenna Maynard Copy Share Image
I had that one guy who could make me feel like I was walking on water.. ¥ But no, that douche bag… — Amy-leigh Cairns Copy Share Image
“don’t like it when people surprise me. I put Ryker into a little slot marked overprivileged douche bag, and if he doesn’t… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“My mouth dropped open, because even if it wasn't my best friend, I knew the guy who was presently rubbing the short… — Stephanie Witter Copy Share Image
“If I was a cynic I would be wondering if sooner or later some charismatic douche-bag might stomp all over this Little… — Stephen Baxter Copy Share Image
Some men are assholes and some men are cowards. What they both have in common is that both just stops talking to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It wasn't until that moment I knew three things. One, I was definitely going to work tomorrow. Two, I was a total… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“Hell, even I'm a little surprised by Nine--between this and our little heart-to-heart in the doorway earlier, I might have to upgrade… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
Fellas; Theres a fine line between complimenting her and letting her know youre a douche bag. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DONT ever let a douche bag make you feel bad, clearly he THINKS hes better than you when really hes jealous. — Maria Anto Copy Share Image
“Okay, either this guy was hiding his good qualities with all the skill and dedication of a highly trained CIA operative, or… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
Call him names, douche-bag, heartless, selfish, etc after a break-up, it makes no difference dear! It won't change the fact that you… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
